WHY ITS OK TO.... LUV DRUMMERS/LUV BLINK 182

ok i have to type this by hand, and the fukcing slimebucket columnist asks such meanas pcholierthanthousmartassmean questions i refuse to waste myself typing em. but youll see why its worth me typing all this shit out (with my interpretation of what question would be, more or less, if it wasnt asked by some drycunt beatch, answers in "" exact quotes, but i know ill get lazy and shorten em up purty soon - scum
(why are you playing in so many bands?)
"man, i have to be doing something all the time . im hungry. i hate to be one of those people sitting around hearing about what everyone else is doing. i ve got so much i want to do"
(is it to make more money?..er, which is a stupid as fuck question, as a "music reporter" should know u dont fukcing do club tours for the bigbucks, hahha, when your other band is blink 182, stupid jerk)
a. "its not to make money. i just loe statying busy and doing what makes me happy. i have 3 bands right now. im just ogint to try to kep it simple and do 3 for right now. ill proably be on tour all year, but ,man, its fun. i would kick myself in the head if i wasnt doing it.
(why are clubs so important and enjoyable for you?)
"man, playing little dirty clubs is fun to me. its genuinley fun" - (i believe him,o.p.s.) .. "peopole think im crazy, but thats fun. i love having fans and i love pople buying our records, but i hate big venues. i hate playing the venues we're playing right now tiwht blink. i mean, i appreciate everyone coming, but its so impersonal. me and billy joe from greenday"(OK , FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DONT KONW, SCUM IS A GIRL. VERYOLD, EXCEPT WHEN SHE IS TRYING TO TALK TO BILLYJOE. THEN SHE IS TOTALLY 14.A SPASTIC 14. IT IS SOMETHIGN YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAVE TO SEE IN YOUR LIFE. IF YOU THINK I SPAZ WITH STEVE SICK, WATCH ME TRY TO TALK TO BILLYJOEARMSTRONG. WELL, NUFFF SAID I GUESS, AND ANYWYA, THIS SUPPOSED TO BE BOUT WHY ITS OK TO LOVE UMUMUM, THE DRUMMER, UM, HOLD ON travis. sorry, exceptionally bad at remembering drummers name. hahah, said with love (ps and real punk girls think your the cute one, travis. hahhaha o laffing so hard. hahhah can anyone tell im stoned? but just in case anyone ever reads this and is a cop, um, FUCK YOU. o, and if travis ever reads this, dood, fuckign typing this out in love to you. man its words of beauty, i fucking swear. if i can help one person to read it, well, one person that thinks its great, wut u say in this, then is worth having fingers worn down to nubs behind it (but not nearly as mark counterpoints finger nub poem, of which i plagerized this badly from)oh, and if a cop is reading this, SUCK MY DICK COPPER. hahha i love being stoned. i sure miss pcp tho. o yeah i was tlaking bout a drummer, huh. um hhahahahagod i really should put this on the web. hahah i clowned zach on it, cant believe i did that (o,it helps alot knwoing no one reads this, hahaha, i just pretend to respond to critiques aobut scumland, its just me who is here) cept for kim strangegirl who rocks and is better singer than anyone i ever saw cept the everly brothers and the judds. but phil and aw cant show off, forgot other name, hahha, feel better localbandbois, i alzheimer every name) phil and brother and naomi and wynonna wrote songs that are beautifl and touching and identifyable, i can be in the front row for (crossfingers, comeongirl do it) kim, catherine, jerry, and rob. o yeah, and rob. but i digress cuz im stoned (o, if ur a cop reading this, bite me bite me bite me, er, unless admitting ur stoned on webpage is breakinglaw thing, then fuck it, i was just joking. ps if you not a cop and u reading this, duh, am too hella stoned, but i lie to cops, cuz I HATE COPS MORE THAN BOSSES, CUZ AT LEAST BOSSES CANT FUKCING PUT U IN JAIL)er
o, and all this stuffs copywritted, er, not scjmland, i mena hahha sholdnt of had nother hit. ok concentrate ookokokk um, im stealing this from chronicle pink section, ahh big fat sunday edition, plenty of reading material for all monring vulgar displays of power, ah yes, and pink section has musicy stufs in it, which brings me back to interview which proves travis is kewl as fuck:
damn forgot what q was, brb
haah o that explains it, hahha billyl joe was last thing i was (oooo god dont squeel scum dont squeelok got it ..hhha first time i met him, my punkest friend Nana (not to be confused with grandma i have that is nana, who is um, most exactly not punkest person alive on earth, um, sorta the punk anti-christ? like? gotit? or if you watch sopranos, like tonys mom, eh?
anyway, Nana said she would kick my ass 4sure if i dorked out on billy joe, and she woulda 4 fuckgin sure. so i was kewl, eh, 4 so proud of me behind that i be (damn, kewl, my southpark canadian, yoda hoodrat kewl slang be working!!!!)anyway, back to drummer i guess,

did i tell ya i liked billy joe????

er ya travis ok here we go back to interview
"me and billy joe from greenday" (giggle- rlb)
and a couple of our security dudes have been talking about putting a band together just while were on tour, to go and play some club after eash show. (but a club tour, even with billy joe, would end up costing you money)yeah i know. but on toru all were playing is thees big venues, and i keep thinking how cool it would be to go play some small club after the show every night. that would be amazing. (god my fingers so tired, but shit forgot ", god, where the ) started, shit, this is like talking to myself, hahahha. ok im cheating now. idiot reporter asks him if blink diff than his other band. he pours out his love & joy ofhis music, hes all humble and sweet. then reporter tries to get him to say mean things bout um, prolly the cute one from blink, i mena, they got songs that make me cry, i got no prob with blink, cept they are hella crude w/14 year old idiot girls at show, and since ive worked alot of blink 182 shows, ive seen way too many tarded girls (in the bad way, not kewl tarded like the scum) flash nonexistant boobies at the boys onstage behind me. but got no prob that htey rich or make songs other peeplike, not jsut me. they got songs that make me cry, even if they on mtv. fuck you, u fuckgn fucks. (hahh, i am never gonna post a webpage defending blink, hahah i am not that punk rock, help. ........


THE INTERVIEW. THATS WHY ITS OK.

o, and i not gonna see blink at some arena, that so not wut this about. but fuckign prepare to get knocked aside if for some evil reason u are in front of me at a BOX CAR RACER or TRANSPLANTS (timmah in the howse too, !!!!)ok interview ya ya,
travis explains box car racer was name of his first band evre, (awww awww i love um, wuts his name, ya the drummer yea ya travis. he thinks so perfect wheee. then reporter idiot again.
Q. (WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME LATE FROM A SHOW, AND YOU ARE TIRED, AND SOME KID YOU DONT KONW IS STANDING OUTSIDE YORU HOUSE, WANTING TO TLAK TO YOU?) A. i get home bout 3am "and if there are kids out there, i go out and i sign autographs and stuff. whatever. i met some people when i was younger that i was so into meeting and hoping theyd be so cool and htey were total pricks, like bill stevenson from the descendents "(who i will forever hate, like i will forevre love travis, least till he resinds the sentiments im wearing fingers down so i never forget cuz its all so fukcign perfect),,er " bill stevenson from the descendents, i was super young and i tried going up to him and he was like ""not now kid"". i never do that to kids. treating your fans is wrong. fucked up.

end of interview.
arnet you ashamed of all your blink dissin, ya damn smug stuckup punks?
oh, and take this, singers

actually, im not even sure if hes the singer, but the band was hella pussy, so i should be forgiven for not knowing




why its ok to hate singers/or at least hate doods from pussy bands with HELLA PUSSY BIGGEST HIT
um, this is just news story, so to be obnxosious, i will make non journalistic but slanderoulsy true comments to enliven the following news clip, "" to indicate original news story,
"While a few groups, radiohead"
(dear god, slower than spit)

"coldplay"
(um, they might be good, but way too many bands with close2thanname, and im way alzheimered bout bandnames, as u should konw)
"gorillaz"

hahaahgrossness you mean the band who the singer lives in my hood but he too pussy to let me watch him sing? that band? er, or wuteer del the funky homosapien does, i protested show and wouldnt see it at all so there curtain hider evil bandbois
have managed a modicum of states side success in recent yeras, record executive Peter Asher bemoaned the the relatie failure in this countr of the hit british rock group TRAVIS during a speech at the recenst SXSW music conference in texas (EGAD HOW GROSS, THIS CRAPPY PAPER ACTUALY SAID TEXAS, WHICH SUCKS, INSTEAD OF AUSTIN, WHICH IS THE-ONLY-PLACE-IN-TEXAS-THAT-DONT-SUCK, and which fukcign has kewlest music fiesta american ever, which i worship but never got to go to, south by south west (which is what sxsw stands for, but if my mom ever reads it, i want her to know, cuz its so kewl, and she wouldnt of know from crapass stuck up sfcpos (san francisco chronicle piece of shit, haah did ya know those initials, mr editor whose mean to my uncool niece?er mom, ahhah,listening to dk, hehhe,
JELLO ROCKS
ok er, um, why singer or at least dood from pussy band sucks, cont
"it was thekind of literate music we do better thant the americans, said asher, who once topped us charts as half of Peter and Gordon whose"world without love" (um, lets see, since anyone who ever goes here will be my kids, um, how do i describe how totally awful and pussy that song is, um, ok, kids, you know how i always try and make you appreciate the beatles? and you are always evil thangs and refuse to like the beatles (but you know thats the only band i ever do taht to, and unless im hecka mad at you i always switch beatles soon as you give me that tornture look...well anyway, this is a band that was like, beatles but pussier, not as bad as this song, this song would make you totally hurl, but this is like beatles that IF I SAID THEY HELLA SUCKED. hahha genny i know you are shuddering in fear and makign that lil face hahahahha.
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